Awakeman #11: brb, phone lol

Awakeman! Comic

This comic was brought to you by eight hours of editing an endless voiceover take for Day of the Tiki.

Transcript

Awakeman #11.

Panel 1

Back to the conversation in the grassy field between Awakeman and Science Jesus.

SCIENCE JESUS: Don’t believe me? I have lots of evidence to show!

Science Jesus grasps the conical flask.

AWAKEMAN: Oh yeah?

SCIENCE JESUS: Yeah. Come follow me…

Panel 2

Close up of Science Jesus gesticulating dramatically with the flask. The hand of Science Jesus holding the flask with the liquid sloshing about briefly looks like the logo of a startup as Science Jesus waves it through a barely-perceptible circle that somehow got drawn there.

SCIENCE JESUS: To the SECRET LAB! (Dot com) Ha ha!

Panel 3

NARRATOR: Suddenly, at the residence of the artist slash writer…

A phone on a table to the left rings. The artist slash writer sits on a office chair at a desk with a computer and flat-panel monitor next to a window.

ARTIST SLASH WRITER: Wow, the Shameless Self-Promotion Police are still awake!