Awakeman #12: Spinoff material

Awakeman! Comic

Next up: Captain Left Outer Join and Science Jesus’s Disappearing Painting of the Letter W


Awakeman #12.

Panel 1

NARRATOR: At a point after the exhibition of said evidence…

Cut back to the conversation between Awakeman and Science Jesus, which apparently continued indoors. Awakeman and Science Jesus are standing either side of a painting of the letter W hung on the wall.

AWAKEMAN: Right. Somebody must do something!

Panel 2

The painting shown in panel 1 is conspicuously absent from this panel.

SCIENCE JESUS: But what? We need to break into a highly-secure database.

AWAKEMAN: I know just the guy…

Panel 3

NARRATOR: That evening…


Cut again to a caped, begoggled figure posing dramatically, near to another office chair and desk with a computer on it.

CAPTAIN LEFT-OUTER JOIN: I am Captain Left-Outer Join! Their puny systems are no match for my superior intellect!

NARRATOR: You all knew it was coming…