Awakeman! #34: Reasons
Awakeman! No: 34.
NARRATOR: Something went “pop”
Awakeman and Sideways Steve are still in Awakeman’s office. Awakeman is searching the desk for something that went “pop”.
AWAKEMAN: See what popped?
SIDEWAYS STEVE: No.
Awakeman finds a piece of paper and turns around.
AWAKEMAN: Well. Notes don’t pop, but this is convenient.
The top of the note reads:
NOTE #403 - Completely legal & legitimate reasons why Major Condiment is not authorised to run bridge night at town hall: …
AWAKEMAN (thinking): Misfiled? This note seems familiar but I can’t remember from where…
AWAKEMAN (thinking): … oh well!
AWAKEMAN (thinking): Alamore was right! There’s enough here to pepper Condiment with indictments.
AWAKEMAN (thinking): Perhaps exile him from town…