Awakeman #7: Who else?

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Awakeman #7.

Panel 1

The conversation continues.

AWAKEMAN: So about these recent phenomena. Who is causing it all??

ALAMORE: Oh, you’d never guess…

AWAKEMAN: …Bono?

ALAMORE: No.

Panel 2

AWAKEMAN: Anonymous?

ALAMORE: No.

AWAKEMAN: Sarah Palin?

ALAMORE: No.

AWAKEMAN: Good Hitler?

ALAMORE: No.

AWAKEMAN: Scientologists?

ALAMORE: No.

AWAKEMAN: Space Hitler?

ALAMORE: No!

AWAKEMAN: You?

ALAMORE: No…

AWAKEMAN: The Westboro Baptist Church?

ALAMORE: No!

Panel 3

AWAKEMAN: Ok, who is it?

ALAMORE: It’s Science Jesus!!

AWAKEMAN: Ell Oh Ell, no seriously who is it?

ALAMORE: …

AWAKEMAN: …I knew it!!

Awakeman raises their arms victoriously!