Awakeman #9: Metaphorically speaking
Well that makes the mental image so much more bearable!
NARRATOR: Three minutes and fourteen seconds later…
Awakeman confronts Science Jesus in the field. Science Jesus has long hair, a white lab coat, glasses, and is standing next to a conical flask with some mysterious contents. We know this character is Science Jesus because someone has conveniently written “(Science Jesus)” in the grassy field below Science Jesus.
AWAKEMAN: Ok bucko. What’s the big idea?
SCIENCE JESUS: Isn’t it obvious?
SCIENCE JESUS: The Fork Moose are an endangered species…somebody has to save them from Alamore’s foreshore development plans!
AWAKEMAN: That scum! What is he building?
SCIENCE JESUS: Uh…..Think “Tub Girl” but with oil instead of orange juice!
Science Jesus raises their arms to emphasise the point.