Permalink link Published 4 January 2016
AWAKEMAN (narrating): It was another ordinary day…
View of a computer screen. It is showing a website called TwitWire.
NEWS TWITS: 22 Passengers spontaneou–(cut off by right side of panel)–from 747 mid-flight
POINTY-HAIRED WINGNUT: The PM is a bozo! It’s very unbecoming
NEKOFAN: LOOK AT THIS PUPPY OMG OMG OMG http://icanhaspuppys –(cut off)
BUSINOOSE: $108 million gone… maybe phone bleaching will nev–(cut off)
Awakeman ponders their phone, which has lit up with a notification, next to the desk with Mac Classic and beneath a high-up shelf hap-hazardously supporting 20 books.
AWAKEMAN (narrating): I was just an ordinary stick-figure in a mediocre absurdist comic.
AWAKEMAN (narrating): I never asked for this.
Awakeman’s phone screen. On the status bar at the top it displays full signal from the BANANATEL network, the time 9:41, the Wi-Fi indicator, and a roughly half-charged battery. Beneath the status bar is the notification: a message.
MESSAGE: SCIENCE J: You won’t believe this one weird message!!: I detected an event!!!! 😆