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Next up: Captain Left Outer Join and Science Jesus’s Disappearing Painting of the Letter W
NARRATOR: At a point after the exhibition of said evidence…
Cut back to the conversation between Awakeman and Science Jesus, which apparently continued indoors. Awakeman and Science Jesus are standing either side of a painting of the letter W hung on the wall.
AWAKEMAN: Right. Somebody must do something!
The painting shown in panel 1 is conspicuously absent from this panel.
SCIENCE JESUS: But what? We need to break into a highly-secure database.
AWAKEMAN: I know just the guy…
NARRATOR: That evening…
CAPTAIN LEFT-OUTER JOIN: Ha ha!
Cut again to a caped, begoggled figure posing dramatically, near to another office chair and desk with a computer on it.
CAPTAIN LEFT-OUTER JOIN: I am Captain Left-Outer Join! Their puny systems are no match for my superior intellect!
NARRATOR: You all knew it was coming…