Spinoff material

Next up: Captain Left Outer Join and Science Jesus’s Disappearing Painting of the Letter W

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  Panel 1

  NARRATOR: At a point after the exhibition of said evidence…

  Cut back to the conversation between Awakeman and Science Jesus, which apparently continued indoors. Awakeman and Science Jesus are standing either side of a painting of the letter W hung on the wall.

  AWAKEMAN: Right. Somebody must do something!

  Panel 2

  The painting shown in panel 1 is conspicuously absent from this panel.

  SCIENCE JESUS: But what? We need to break into a highly-secure database.

  AWAKEMAN: I know just the guy…

  Panel 3

  NARRATOR: That evening…

  CAPTAIN LEFT-OUTER JOIN: Ha ha!

  Cut again to a caped, begoggled figure posing dramatically, near to another office chair and desk with a computer on it.

  CAPTAIN LEFT-OUTER JOIN: I am Captain Left-Outer Join! Their puny systems are no match for my superior intellect!

  NARRATOR: You all knew it was coming…