A light scratch

Internet Face-Assault Protocol isn’t in the default install of most distros, and most geeks can’t stop giggling when typing the install command.

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  Awakeman #13. The numeral 3 in the 13 has devil-horns.

  Panel 1

  Captain Left-Outer Join is sitting at the desk, tapping away at the computer.

  Tap tapity tap

  Tap…

  taptap…

  Panel 2

  The tapping continues!

  TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP

  Frantic tapping fills the air!

  TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP

  It seems as though the tapping won’t stop!

  TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP

  The keyboard is regretting its life choices!

  Panel 3

  Captain Left-Outer Join looks at the camera, raising his arm victoriously.

  CAPTAIN LEFT-OUTER JOIN: YEAH!

  He taps once more. TAP! Suddenly, a sword hurtles out of the computer monitor and slices cleanly into Captain Left-Outer Join’s skull.

  CAPTAIN LEFT-OUTER JOIN: Oh crap.

  NARRATOR: How did Cap’n L-O-Join get stabbed via the net? Stay tuned!