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This text used to be white, like my bleached tastebuds.
A person is standing next to a basket of clothes to wash.
PERSON: Let’s do the washing.
The person empties the basket into the Acme Washing Machine 5000! We know that it is Acme-brand, and also that it is the Washing Machine 5000! model because somebody wrote this in large letters on the front of the machine. It is a top-loader, but this was evident from the fact that the person was emptying the basket from above, and not from the side.
The machine is washing and vibrating! Slosh, slosh, spin.
The person is holding an electric guitar, plugged into the washing machine.
NARRATOR: This makes no sense to me, either.