Washing

This text used to be white, like my bleached tastebuds.

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  Panel 1

  A person is standing next to a basket of clothes to wash.

  PERSON: Let’s do the washing.

  BASKET: OK!

  Panel 2

  The person empties the basket into the Acme Washing Machine 5000! We know that it is Acme-brand, and also that it is the Washing Machine 5000! model because somebody wrote this in large letters on the front of the machine. It is a top-loader, but this was evident from the fact that the person was emptying the basket from above, and not from the side.

  Panel 3

  The machine is washing and vibrating! Slosh, slosh, spin.

  The person is holding an electric guitar, plugged into the washing machine.

  NARRATOR: This makes no sense to me, either.