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Science can keep the game up for hours.
AWAKEMAN (narrating): Science Jesus was still looking for his missing painting…
SCIENCE JESUS: That’s right. Oh, by the way, I can hear you narrating.
AWAKEMAN (narrating): Dang.
SCIENCE JESUS: No, “W.”
AWAKEMAN: No no, why are you–
SCIENCE JESUS: You don’t have to spell out unrelated letters!
AWAKEMAN: No, I…
Awakeman sighs and puts their hands on their circular head. The machine makes a perplexed face.
AWAKEMAN: Just get a new one?
SCIENCE JESUS: …I’m not into numerals such as “one”…
SCIENCE JESUS: Also, the original “W” is made from pure undepleted sentimentium.
THE MACHINE: Whoa…