Word games

Science can keep the game up for hours.

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  Panel 1

  AWAKEMAN (narrating): Science Jesus was still looking for his missing painting…

  SCIENCE JESUS: That’s right. Oh, by the way, I can hear you narrating.

  AWAKEMAN (narrating): Dang.

  Panel 2

  AWAKEMAN: Why?

  SCIENCE JESUS: No, “W.”

  AWAKEMAN: No no, why are you–

  SCIENCE JESUS: You don’t have to spell out unrelated letters!

  AWAKEMAN: No, I…

  Awakeman sighs and puts their hands on their circular head. The machine makes a perplexed face.

  Panel 3

  AWAKEMAN: Just get a new one?

  SCIENCE JESUS: …I’m not into numerals such as “one”…

  AWAKEMAN: …

  AWAKEMAN: …

  AWAKEMAN: …

  SCIENCE JESUS: Also, the original “W” is made from pure undepleted sentimentium.

  THE MACHINE: Whoa…