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The plural is in fact “moose.”

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  Panel 1

  The conversation with Alamore seems to be reaching a natural conclusion.

  AWAKEMAN: Awesome. Listen, I reckon I’ll go home, get some sleep, and then deal with it.

  ALAMORE: Oh no you don’t!

  Panel 2

  Cut to a Fork Moose. We, the audience, know it’s a Fork Moose because there is a conveniently-placed sign on a pole sticking out of the ground saying “Fork Moose” pointing directly at the Fork Moose. The Fork Moose itself, walking slowly around the grassy field, has three-pronged forks for antlers, hooves, and also seemingly painted on its side.

  ALAMORE (narrating): In the next three hours, Science Jesus will have bred enough Fork Moose to annex Bruny Island!

  Panel 3

  Cut back to the conversation. Awakeman ponders yet another thing.

  AWAKEMAN: Wow…. Hey, isn’t the plural of ‘moose’ supposed to be ‘meese?’

  ALAMORE: Wrong again, Watson…